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penis-hilton:

hello friends i am here

(Source: insidethevalley)

fandom-pride:

fandomslutcakes:

caskett12:

Reporter:  What made you lose 37 pounds?

Raven Symone: The pressure of society.

Finally a celebrity who says the real reason

I’m pretty sure that in an interview, that someone told her that she looks beautiful she said:

“I was always beautiful, now I’m just thin.”

I love her
Always have, always will

(Source: thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg )

(Source: benhs)

luigiman:

an-inanimate-object:

luigiman:

its called the xbox one because thats how many i’m not buying

Just wait till Call of Duty: Ghost or Halo 5 come out. You’ll definitely buy it.

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

light rain (◡‿◡✿)

heavy rain (◕‿◕✿)

thundershowers (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

(Source: grargll)

thepoopqueen:

thegodamill:

Dictionary definition of rape: forced sexual contact

Feminist definition of rape: accidental eye contact

gothiswaynow:

spacetwinks:

highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors

^That is the most accurate description of these ever. 

crashbaby:

Backflipping Batman

By  Andrew MacLean  

monkeyscandance:

Before you cross the street
Take my hand
Life is what happens to you
While you’re busy making other plans.

John Lennon - Beautiful Boy

I’ve been humming this song all day long.

death-by-lulz:

smexxiebear:

A Bark from Beyond…

(Source: zvz.ro#http)

happyfunballxd:

50shadesofsolkat:

skrillidex:

mom, dad, im roosterteeth

the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese

xmenoux:

still fighting?